Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Randomize
