Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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