I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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