There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i came on her dog
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
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