He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Randomize
