SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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