Operation Purity has been aborted
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
The feeling are messing with the penis
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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