I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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