But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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