Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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