Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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