i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I deserve this hangover.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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