i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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