I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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