Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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