No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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