My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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