I need help removing her.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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