not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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