you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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