how can u be prego again
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
being pregnant is like rehab
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Randomize
