Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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