Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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