I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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