Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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