forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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