We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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