like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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