that's an acceptable place to lick
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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