"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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