We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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