Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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