hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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