i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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