obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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