Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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