All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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