Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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