i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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