____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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