i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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