He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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