school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
My vagina just clenched in fear
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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