the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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