i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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