Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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