After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
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