are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
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