...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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