actually, I'm a sock model
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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