Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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