And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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